Yeah i'm going to Melbourne for winter woohoo! i hope global warming hasn't fucked up the weather so bad lol i really, really wanna play in the snow. biasalah, belajar oversea kena la jakun main salji.
do you really wanna know about my tahap of jakun-ness? i was walking back home one night from the immortal library with Lina and Mun Mun. the night was cold but it wasn't that freezing cold because Lina was wearing hot pants and she didn't feel like dying or anything. HAHA HOT PANTS KEEP PEOPLE WARM WTF. that has really nothing to do with what i'm trying to point out though. uhh we were walking down this hilly road and suddenly Lina said OMG INTAN I CAN SEE YOUR BREATH and i was like; no, you're being delusional BUT THEN I SAW HER BREATH TOO but then i looked down and saw that she had a cigarette in her hand so I made this face =_____= BUT THEN I SAW MY OWN BREATH LIKE WTF. I was like OMG LINA and Lina was like OMG INTAN and Mun Mun was like WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING. anyway we had fun playing with water vapor while it lasted lol. jakun kan?
ah i really wanted to rant about my house mates, even when i said i wasn't gonna rant about them anymore.
Housemate Rants.
haih they are so funny lol i just thought i might share some of the FUN FUN FUN things they made me go through day in and day out. i had no trouble with my wise and normal house mate. I JUST HAVE THIS ON-GOING CONFLICT OF INTEREST WITH MY 'KIND' HOUSE MATE. hey i do my share of work around the house. i cook. i clean. but i don't clean that hard anymore since i don't feel like it lol. why would i wanna do unnecessary awesome stuff when i don't feel sincere about doing it? ah but i did cleaned the microwave just for teh lulz. wtf no one was gonna clean it and my hot chocolate was starting to smell like sardine when i heat it up so i just had to =__= so like i said in my post way way wayyyyyy back then, we had this alternating cook and clean duty among us. i was supposed to cook on Monday and she was supposed to clean, and she was supposed to cook on Thursday and i am supposed to clean. but last Thursday, Lina asked me out for dinner at Nandos so i told her i won't be eating at home so don't cook for me. after makan makan, i came back and saw she was eating. fine. then i went to my room and do irrelevant stuff until it was like, midnight? i felt hungry and head to the kitchen for some leftover muffins that i made. i saw dirty dishes in the sink, naturally la because i was supposed to clean them. i took my awesome muffins and heat them up in the microwave and thought like, i'll clean the dishes after i finish these muffins lol so i head back to my room. i was eating and doing irrelevant stuff with the laptop and the internet when i heard the sound of people washing the dishes. so i went out and (at this point i have already reckoned who was washing the dishes and why. WHY? because she wanted to make me feel bad. that's the real reason wtf) saw HER washing the dishes. kenapa kau basuh? "because kau tak makan dinner tadi so tak payah kot kau basuh." BUT IT'S MY FUCKING DUTY TO WASH UP D8 Y U NO LEAVE MY DISHES ALONE. and if that were the real case lah, y u no wash dishes before i got back. y u must wash dishes at 1 am in the morning when u are well aware that i am home and i will was the dishes. BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD LA WTF. she has this mentality that i hate her (which i don't; i just dislike her) and i am here to make her life miserable so i won't wash the fucking dishes just to make her suffer like seriously, WTF. is she a fucking masochist or what? why does she expect the worst of me? EH TAK TAHAN LA ORANG MACAM NI. seriously, i tried to keep my cool and tell myself it's okay she can fuck herself with the dishes i should be happy that i don't have to wash the dishes BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I AM A GOOD PERSON D8
the next afternoon (woke up at 3 pm because i slept at 7 am that morning hmm was busy playing Digimon Online Battle) she called me on the phone. i answered it but then the line was cut off due to weird sucky random coverage in my house. i was really pre-occupied with irrelevant stuff on my laptop so i didn't bothered to call her back. at the back of my head i had this thought that she'll call me back if it's really important or she could have just texted me BECAUSE SHE HERSELF SHOULD BE AWARE OF THE AWKWARD CONNECTION IN THIS HOUSE. i mean, i could have been out. i could have attended lecture lol and i couldn't picked up. so y u no send me text so i can reply properly. but she didn't. and yes, it wasn't that courteous of me to not call her back >__> maybe i was still pissed off about last night. or maybe i was really starting to hate her. anyway some moments after that, my wise house mate came home. "dia ada call kau tak tadi?" yes. but putus sebab takde line. "dia takde kunci rumah so dia tak boleh masuk rumah." oh. LIKE WTF. CAN'T YOU TRY A LITTLE BIT HARDER TO REACH ME? call me up a couple more times. send me a text. KNOCK ON THE DOOR LIKE A MAD PERSON. but she didn't. she gave up on me so easily. that makes me sad.
this is a really irrational post. i am sad because she washed the dishes for me and i am sad because she forgot to bring her house keys with her. WTF. i should get lobotomized and freed from this one-sided metal torture.
No comments:
Post a Comment