"OH MY GOD!"
That was Eeteuk's surprised, yet pained scream from the direction of what appeared to be his and Kangin's room.
Everyone scrambled to said room; of course Donghae had to help Eunhyuk off the couch because of his huge stomach, so they were kind of late to the scene. Well, not like Kangin who stumbled out of the restroom struggling to pull his pants up and run at the same time.
"Jungsu! Babe! What the fuck happened!?" Kangin yelled as he pushed passed everyone to get to Eeteuk, who was lying on the bed clutching his round stomach in pain.
"Ohmyfuckin'godIthinkitwantsout!" Eeteuk yelled out in one breath.
That caused everyone to freeze in place.
"What the FUCK are you standing there for!?" Eeteuk yelled, looking pointedly at Kangin.
This prompted everyone into action.
They had practiced for this scenario many times as Eunhyuk and Eeteuk's due dates were quickly approaching, but it seemed the many practice sessions flew right out the window when the real deal came around.
"Somebody pack the clothes!"
"Should we get food? No food right?"
"Shit! Where the hell is the suit case!? It was here two weeks ago!"
"Who the hell's turn was it to do the laundry?
"WHY AM I NOT AT THE HOSPITAL!?"
"Calm down, babe. We will be there in a few minutes. Just breathe. In. Out. In. Out."
"Oh shit! Kangin I think you need to calm down more than Eeteuk. You're hyperventilating."
During all the chaos, someone finally packed some clothes for Eeteuk only to realize one thing.
"Oh fuck. We don't have a car."
Now there was an easy solution to this, like calling a cab or something, but everyone panicked and one’s brain comes up with retarded ass shit when it’s under stress.
"We can hijack a car down stairs!"
"Ok! I'm in!"
"Yesung! Kyuhyun! Are you fucking retarded!?"
There was a pause after Heechul's out burst, before he continued.
"We don't have the tools for that shit."
"Fuck he's right!"
"I saw a kid with a tricycle outside earlier. We could try that."
Eeteuk couldn't take it anymore.
"CALL THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!"
Call the hospital they did.
Of course, only Kangin could go with him. It took the other members about an hour or so before they could find transportation to the hospital.
And after a process similar to a C-Section, everyone got the news.
Kim Kyurhee, who had the same crescent moon eyes as her appa Kangin and the same puffy cheeks and dimple smile as her umma Eeteuk, was born on November 10th.
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taken from here.
p/s, none of the characters were female, except for the baby.
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